Are Aliens Just Evolved Cats?
A Humorous Morphological Inquiry Into Hairless Cats, Praying-Mantis Faces, Reduced Ears, And The Familiar Geometry Of The Extraterrestrial DOI: To […]
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The Gravy Singularity: A Pirate-Alien Framework for Dinner-Table Gravity, Potato Collapse, and the Fluid Dynamics of Family Suppers
DOI: To be assigned John Swygert May 18, 2026 Abstract This paper presents a humorous but surprisingly useful framework for
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Captain Kurs Salott and the Curse of the Missing Citrus: A Pirate Inquiry into Scurvy, Vitamin C, and the Mutiny of the Teeth
DOI: To be assigned Captain Kurs Salott May 17, 2026 Abstract Scurvy has long plagued sailors, pirates, and other professionally
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The Dr. Al Ien Inaugural Dispatch: An Extraterrestrial Autoethnography Of Why Humans Insist On Putting Cheeseburgers, Celebrities, And Themselves On Pedestals When The Universe Is Already Absurd Enough
Idol On A Pedestal JournalVolume 1, Issue 217 May 2026DOI: 11.69420/IOPJ.867-5309.foragoodtimecallJenny Dr. Al Ien, Ph.D.Cosmic Anthropology And Human Idolatry StudiesVisiting
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The Founding Hypocrisy: An Autoethnographic And Semi-Rigorous Examination Of Why Anyone In Their Right Mind Would Launch A Journal Literally Called “Idol On A Pedestal” — Or, Accidentally, “Idle On A Pedestal”
Idol On A Pedestal JournalVolume 1, Issue 117 May 2026DOI: 11.69420/IOPJ.867-5309.foragoodtimecallJenny The Founding Hypocrisy: An Autoethnographic And Semi-Rigorous Examination Of
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The Bernie Mac Effect:
Squint-Induced Pareidolic Facial Emergence In Layered Cheeseburger Morphology DOI: 11.69420/IOPJ.867-5309.foragoodtimecallJenny John Swygert May 17, 2026 Abstract This paper examines a remarkable